Sunday, January 11, 2009!
HandWritten on; 6:07 PM
your gazetters ;D
From now on there will be 3 posts each month :D
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Hmm. The first week of school is finally over. We're sure everything was new to you. New school for a start, new classrooms, new friends. Let's check the checklist. Have you done the following steps?
#1. Get to know your school compound, without getting lost!
#2. Introduce yourself to your class.
#3. Get to know your classmate's names.
#4. Make new friends. ( Of course not forgetting your old ones :D )
#5. Bond and communicate with your new friends.
It is like Primary 1 all over again, isn't it? Hopefully all of you will be able to fit in with your classes :D I'm sure orientation has helped with that! Games, school tours, camps.
Also, I'm sure most of you have to choose a cca. A cca that will be stuck with you for 4 years D; Looking at the diversity of ccas the secondary school offers, I'm sure we are all spoilt for choice.. Shit. However, some are spared from the misery. Yeah, people who dsa-ed or appeal-ed with ccas. Envious much. [D;]
Still, IG wishes you all the best in your secondary school (:
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Updates....
We have changed our poll. And here's the results for the last one...
Totally - 2 votes!
Yes! - 6 votes!!!!
No. - 1 vote.
NO WAY - 3 votes
Okay... so i guess most people like their new school. ;D
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This post is gonna be more interesting so... WE'VE ADDED SOME MORE STUFF.
like for this issue, we're gonna let you play a game. We're gonna think of 7 sets of no. from 1-25 and the person who gets the most guesses correct will win!. Let's say we're thinking of... 01, 08, 06, 12, 25, 10, 04! and someone guessed, 01, 08, 06, 14, 15, 16, so 3 correct!
write it on the cbox. there are no prizes lah. it's just for fun. :) but we will feature your big name in the next issue :D
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Retarded joke of the month 3 :
Here is an explanation of the school homework policy for the average student. Students should not spend more than ninety minutes per night. This time should be budgeted in the following manner if the student desires to achieve moderate to good grades in his/her classes.
15 minutes looking for assignment.
11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment.
23 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and just does not like children.
8 minutes in the bathroom.10 minutes getting a snack.
7 minutes checking the TV Guide.
6 minutes telling parents that the teacher never explained the assignment.
10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment.
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What's New~
Movies - Unfortunately no new nice movies. D; If you like old Chinese's political issues and stuff, Red Cliff part 2 [chi bi] maybe?
Webs and Games...... MARAPETS. OKAY. MARAPETS. ;p
Food- HAWKER CENTRES' TEPAN TOFU IS LIKE SO NICE LUH.
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Jokes. Laugh your ass out.
#1.
A man working with an electric saw accidentally saws off all 10 fingers. He rushes to the emergency room. The doctor says, "Give me the fingers and I'll see what I can do."
"But I don't have the fingers!"
"Why didn't you bring the fingers?!" asks the incredulous doctor.
"Doc, I couldn't pick them up."
#2.
Once there was a farmer with three sons. He gave a duck to his eldest son and told him to see how much money he could get for it at the market. The eldest son came back later in the day, shouting "Dad, I got $10 for the duck!"The farmer said "Well done, son."
The next day, the farmer sent the middle son to the market with a duck and he came back with $20. "Well done, son," said the farmer.
He then sent the youngest son to the market to see how much he could get for the duck. On the way to the market, the son met a prostitute."I'll give you a f**k if you give me that duck," said the prostitute. After they did it, the prostitute said, "That was so good, I'll give you the duck back if you f**k me again." He did, and then he went on to the market.On the way, the duck flew out of his arms and was run over by a truck. The truck driver jumped out of the cab and said "Oh no, I'm so sorry! Here's $50 to pay for it."The youngest son went back to the farm and said to his father, "Hey, Dad! I got a f**k for a duck, a duck for a f**k, and $50 bucks for a f**ked up duck."
